The 7 clubs Lionel Messi has faced and never scored or assisted against
How is this even possible?
How is this even possible?
Try doing a nosegrind in a horse-drawn chariot—you're getting a spinal injury and a hoof to the noggin.
Messi's career has been astonishing.
Do these numbers settle the debate once and for all?
Two GOATs. But who's won more shiny pots?
You don't need to win the trophy to scoop the individual award.
What a ridiculous career he's had.
Messi's Argentina could match Spain's historic achievement.
On the 13th July 2007, Sheila Ebana—a waitress from Equatorial Guinea, and Mounir Nasraoui—a painter from Morocco, welcomed Lamine Yamal Nasraoui Ebana into the world, and Paul the Octopus flung his tentacles to the sky, rejoicing at the birth of the prodigy who was promised in his cephalopod prophecies. The octopus part isn’t true. Paul […]
All hail James Rodriguez's renaissance.
The top two are ever so predictable.
Messi helped Argentina reach the Copa America final.
Messi ranks fifth on the list.
Martinez may well be Messi's favourite team-mate ever.
Who has the better record from 12 yards out?
Even the GOATs can have an off day.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi’s fans often bring up penalties when comparing their respective careers and achievements – but how would their ridiculous goalscoring records compare if you took away spot kicks? Ronaldo has scored 893 goals in total for Sporting, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, Al Nassr and Portugal. That’s 58 more than his […]
We've compared Garnacho's record with the GOATs.
The Brazilian Ronaldo made some controversial choices.
How do their records stack up at the same milestone?
There are 38 names to get - & they're not all Spanish.
Call yourself a die-hard Messi fan? Prove it.
Messi's been blessed with some world-class team-mates.
Messi left a massive void at the Camp Nou. The others? Not so much....
He's kept up his insane standards since turning 30.
There won't be many more nights like this. So watch it, drink it in.